Saturday, February 22, 2014

Why did I get banned in battlefield 3?

This is the third or forth time I got banned. Alright I was playing conquest domination in scapmetal. I was Doing really good. So as my team. It lasted almost an hour. In the middle of the game I was kinda upset because I keep getting killed by the same guy like 12 times. I look in the leaderboards and he was 1st place. Then a few minutes later he left the match. Then another guy in my team got the next 1st place. Few minutes later he was gone too. Then some guy was putting c4s in flags when the rules said no c4s or kicks. I saw my teammates putting c4s and when they get killed, they were all gone. About 4 guys. Everybody that used c4s got banned except 1 guy in th enemy team. He got alot of kills and didn’t even get kicked. Then the game almost end like less than 1 minute and I look in my scoreboard and I got 21345 points, 51 kills and 43 deaths and I saw one of my squads in 1st place. Then seconds later he was gone and I got back to the menu and it said that I got banned from the sever. What did I do? We did alot of people got banned? I didn’t cheat.


Chosen Answer:


Ah, yes, yet another tale of a good battlefield team-member being banned for the ego and profit mongering of these sick bastards whom EA allows to run around in our cyberspace after the transaction is done. What else is new?


But now that I’m hear, let me tell you a tale of the first time I was unlawfully banned and kicked out of a great match in which I was doing even greater. The first of many:


i was playing halfway through a 5 cqa match on Wake Island (on PS3). I entered an attack helicopter when the whole thing just blew up. The killcam confirmed my suspicions. The suspicions that whispered their way into my helmet after I noticed something crucial on the ground:


There were no friendly aircraft in the sky. None. It’s official, well not yet but soon. What was happening to us was unthinkable, but there it was:

We were being base-raped. In a server that bans base raping.


Now, as someone like you and I would know, base-raping is one of the dirtiest, lowliest, but most effective strategy to ever blossom in the the world of competitive FPS gaming. To trap the enemy in a metaphorical square while mercilessly peppering them with bullets, mortar, and vehicles, literally killing them the moment they spawned was a dream come true, both for your team-playing good Samaritan and your vilest hacker. The game mode Titan was built around it. COD 4 came along and popularized it. Guides have been written in volumes discussing this art. And it was happening to us.


It is one of Battlefield 3′s greatest ironies that people still complain about ‘problems’ in the game, whether in-game, or in the actions of other players. Every problem has a solution. Mine was how to get vengeance. Centurion solved that problem.

Really, the best thing in any FPS game is a big gun that shoots big round with infinite ammo and, if full environmental destruction enabled, can tear apart entire armies and cities. BF3 has that.


It took quite some time getting there, as it was my first time aboard that bloated ship, but I eventually found my nemesis base-raping our other, island base. Fine, I thought, as I started taking deep breaths and put on 115, (fact: playing awesome songs while playing FPS makes you invincible), and started ripping into the steel of the unsuspecting carrier. 3 mins. later, all enemy air forces are down, and I start setting my sights on the tanks on their (for now), island. Suddenly, I was banned and kicked from the server.


As I stared at that screen, truth dawned on me slowly. That gunner who killed me (and whom I later ripped apart as he was helplessly dangling from his chute) was called Xtreme_CoD. And the admin’s name was called Xtreme_CoD. That Sonora*****.


Never trust human admins. Why?


They are humans.

by: Rami Tamim

on: 6th August 12





Why did I get banned in battlefield 3?

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